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Thirsty
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later:
"Da-ad..." "What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
"Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad..."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??"
"I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!"
"Five minutes later...
"Daaaa-aaaad..."
"WHAT??!!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"
(by Jibran from Islamabad, Pakistan. 11 years old)

ABC's
Ali in his school: Can I go to the bathroom sir?
Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC's.
  
Ali: ABCDEFGHIJKLMN  PQRSTUVWXYZ
  
Teacher: Where's the O?
Ali: Its running down my leg!
(by yamna from Karachi, Pakistan. 16 years old)

100 Marks
Usama: Mother, I got 100 marks at school today!
Mother: In what subject did you get a hundred, Usama?
Usama:  Well, I got 50 in Math and 50 in Spelling.
(By Junaid Raja from Karachi, Pakistan. 10 years old)

Search
Phone rings; little boy answers.
Caller says; Can I speak to your father?.
Little boy whispers He is busy.
What is he doing?
Talking to the firemen.
Okay, can I speak to your mother?
Little boy whispers She is busy. What is she doing?
Talking to the policemen.
Caller says; ok. Let me get this straight there is no adult I can speak to right now because they are all talking to the police or the firemen.
What's going on? Little boy whispers; They are looking for ME!
(Mani from Islamabad, Pakistan. 15 years old)

Wanna play house!
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, "Hey Ahmed, wanna play house?"
He says, "Sure! What do you want me to do?"
The girl replies, "I want you to communicate."
He says to her, "that word is too big. I have no idea what it means."
The little girl smirks and says, "Perfect. You can be the husband."
(Rohi Joshi from Hyderabad, India. 27 years old)

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