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Jokes - Page 2

Jokes (page 2)

Climb the walls
The little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug and said, "I'm so happy to see you grandma. Now maybe daddy will do the trick he has been promising us."
The grandmother was curious. "What trick is that my dear," she asked.
 
The little boy replied, "I heard daddy tell mommy that he would climb the walls if you came to visit us again."
(by Mahreen from Lahore, Pakistan. 13 years old)

Book Book...Read it
One day, a chicken walked into a library. He said, "Book, book!" and the librarian said, "I know you want a book."
 So she gave the chicken a book and it walked out. In two minutes he came back, got another book and went again. This happened for two days non-stop. On the third day, the librarian followed the chicken, past the zoo, past the shops, to the park and to the pond. In the middle of the pond, on a lily pad, sat a frog. The chicken offered the book to the frog saying, "Book, book," and the frog replied, "Read it, read it!!"
(by Laiba Khan from Texas, USA. 12 years old)

All around
First Person, running around frantically waving arms:
"It's all around me, it's all around me!"
Second Person watching First Person: "What's all around you?"
First Person, calmly: "My belt, of course!".
(by Khalid from Karachi, Pakistan. 7 years old)

Say no..
Little Johnnie, on a day when he was being particularly reckless, was playing in the backyard one morning. Soon, some honeybees started swirling around, annoying little Johnnie. He began stomping on them in his temper. His father caught him trampling the honeybees, and after a brief moment of thought said, "That`s it! No honey for you for one month!"
Later that afternoon, Johnnie pondered upon some butterflies, and soon started catching them and crushing them under his feet. His father again caught him, and after a brief moment of thought, said, "No butter for you for one month!"
Early that evening, Johnnie`s mother was cooking dinner, and got jumpy when cockroaches started scurrying around the kitchen floor. She began stomping on them one by one until all the cockroaches were dead. Johnnie`s mother looked up to find Johnnie and his father standing there watching her.
To which Johnnie said, "Are you going to tell her, daddy, or should I?"
(by Amna from Lahore, Pakistan. 18 years old)

Foreign Language
There was a Chinese who wanted to learn English so he went to an apra and he learned "me me me" then he went to a restaurant and learned "forks and knives forks and knives" then he went to a gum ball machine and learned "gummy gummy gum drops" then he went to his new home and say an English T.V. commercial and learned "plug it in plug it in" then he say his neighbors house getting robed and the police cam and asked him do you know who did this the Chinese said "me me me" the police asked with what and the Chinese said "forks and knives forks and knives" the police said your going to jail the Chinese said "gummy gummy gum drops" the police said now your getting the electric chair and the Chinese said "plug it in plug it in"
(by Mohsin from Karachi, Pakistan. 12 years old)

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