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  • Shazia: Today my teacher yelled at me for something I didn't do
    Ahsan: What was that
    Shazia: My homework!

  • What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?
    The banana split.

  • Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
    A. In snow banks.

  • Q. Why did the tomato turned red?
    A. It saw the salad dressing!

  • Q. Where do bees go to the bathroom?
    A. At the BP station!

  • Q. What is Dracula's favorite sport?
    A. Bat-mitton...

  • Q. Why did the duck cross the road???
    A. Because the chicken was on vacation

  • Q. Who succeeded the first President of the Pakistan ?
    A. The second one!

  • Q. Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when People are no longer interested?
    A. Pupil: A teacher.

  • Q. What goes up and never goes down?
    A. Your age.

  • Q. What word is always pronounced wrong?
    A. WRONG.

  • Q. Why did the turtle cross the road?
    A. To get to the shell station.

  • Q. What time is it when you have to go to the dentist?
    A. Tooth-hurty.

  • Q. What did one traffic light say to the other?
    A. Don't look I'm changing.

  • Q. What do you call a fish without an eye?
    A. Fsh.

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